How has it become that on the forum I am an officer and you are but a lowly peasant bro ?
I finally outrank you in something else other than beauty, agility, rugged manliness, wits, comedic prowess, interpersonal skills, sandwich making, intelligence, not being fat and or ginger, having a pleasant and sexually alluring odour, shoe size, cycling ability, tender/rough lovemaking combinations, staged rape-suicide attempts, ability to carry weapons in a stealthily fashion, bilingual cunnilingus, stalking, bear hunting, surviving drunken wanderings into foreign mountainous regions, mouldy pizza eating, knee strength, shoe size, being mad off your face on mdma and other unknown hallucinogenics whilst roaming psychedelic forests listening to hippy trance 1800 meters above sea level deep in the heart of transylvania ? damn it how ?
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